Kids getting it better than their parents

lgbtlaughs:

So I was playing with my nephew and his mom with some new toy planes. One of the planes was smaller, and the mother said,

"Look, this plane is the sister—"

My nephew frowned, apparently very annoyed, and said,

"That’s not the sister. And it’s not the brother. They’re just planes"

So she started with, “Okay, then they’re not siblings, but this one could be a girl, and this one a boy”

My nephew just said “No, they’re PLANES” .

That pretty much made some of my christmas. I double dare the next person to tell me that kids don’t get the concept of “neither”.

(Source: mondler-addict)

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

Best of Jennifer Lawrence.

4th THEE best

(Source: selenamaris)

"My wedding ring’s in there."
"Only one thing to do. Cover me. Use the dress, I’m going in."

(Source: fairytalespond)

(Source: pagets)

amandabynesustogether:

mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn

wetheurban:

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jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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life can make you feel like him but his spirit and way he still loves the little part of commercial he gets is what i challenge more people to feel 

(Source: jaclcfrost)